Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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