But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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