i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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