you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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