(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
You can't just leave with hair like that
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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