Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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