R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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