We won't sleep together?
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Green mimosas i think yes
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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