Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
