i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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