OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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