The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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