laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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