i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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