I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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