Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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