I wish I could punch you in the face.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
