I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I had to cum in my sink.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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