New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
i out mim tonsoeep
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