im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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