i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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