She said her name was "party"
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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