I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Randomize
