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i need an iv and a liver transplant

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(513): View more from Ohio

Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever

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(707): View more from California

he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?

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logic in its finest

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(540): View more from Virginia

he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride

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(916): View more from California

day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.

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So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?

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(813): View more from Florida

Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?

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