He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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