wanna go halves on a baby?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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