this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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