I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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