You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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