Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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