Dual....:-)
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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