Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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