We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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