If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm always down for nudity.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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