just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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