im about as happy as oj after his trial
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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