so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
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I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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