only if we run a train.
done.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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