Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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