Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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