Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm going to jail i love you
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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