Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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