Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
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Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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