After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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