I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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