Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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