Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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