wrigley field is MILF paradise
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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