she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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