You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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