Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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