Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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