I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
The best revenge is premature balding
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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