i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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