I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
True college students do jello shots in the library
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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