Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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