I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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