when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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