Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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