This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
So apparently I’m into choking now
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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