i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
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He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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